Science Undergraduate

Description: Who says insanity belongs only to hippies?

Moves:

Science Undergraduate combined the powers of mentos and cola! (weak attack)
Science Undergraduate threw a heavy textbook! (average attack)
Science Undergraduate used the power of SCIENCE! (strong attack)
Science Undergraduate used complex jargon! (causes dizziness or confusion)
Science Undergraduate called [character] unsophisticated! (lowers defense)


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Frankholstein

Description: A zombie cow from beyond the grave! A play on the words frankenstein and Holstein. Since this is a Holstein cow it should be black and white. (or red and white)

Moves:

Mad cow disease caused Frankholstein to go berserk! (strong attack)
Frankholstein ate some grass! (healing)
Frankholstein threw a rib bone! (weak attack)
Frankholstein is altogether creepy! (causes a character to be stunned)

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Mock Turtle

Description: a reference to the mock turtle from Alice in Wonderland.

Moves:

Mock Turtle told a sad tale! (causes crying)
Mock Turtle gave itself a wash! (heals)
Mock Turtle explained about lessons! (offense and defense "lesson")
Mock Turtle took a ride on a conveniently nearby gryphon! (escapes battle)