Miss Uring Spoon Description: You know those measuring spoon sets with all the spoons connected? Well Miss Uring Spoon is simply one of these that have come to life! Itfs pretty much a much a bunch of measuring spoons (five to be exact), but they have been unfolded to look like a stick figure, kind of like this: 1 Tbs for the left hand, 1 tsp for the head (throw in some googly eyes for good measure), ? tsp for the right hand, 1/8 tsp for the right leg, and ? tsp for the left leg. The stick figure is arranged with arms open wide and only one leg on the ground, as if dancing. This enemy could just be found in a kitchen or restaurant somewhere. Moves: Miss Uring Spoon tried a 1 Tbs punch! (strong attack) Miss Uring Spoon tried a ? tsp kick! (average attack) Miss Uring Spoon tried a 1/8 tsp kick! (weak attack) Miss Uring Spoon threw ? tsp of anise extract! (causes nausea) Miss Uring Spoon threw ? tsp of spoiled milk! (causes poison) Miss Uring Spoon swallowed 1 tsp of almond extract! (heals itself) Miss Uring Spoon swallowed 1 tsp of artificial almond extract! (does nothing) *** Young Teenage Romance Novel Description: One of those cheap paperback ones, come to life from the evilness of the evilc thingc or something! Just a pale pink book with the Japanese for love, ˆ¤ I think, written on the cover. Then add some googly eyes for good measure. Found in a library, school, or a girlfs bedroom. Moves: Young Teenage Romance Novel started off with a drawn-out prologue (causes sleep) Young Teenage Romance Novel gave [character] a paper cut! (weak attack) Young Teenage Romance Novel told a heart wrenching story! (causes crying) Young Teenage Romance Novel reached the storyfs climax (offense up) Young Teenage Romance Novel introduced some witty comedy relief! (heals crying) Young Teenage Romance Novel broke its spine (can no longer attack) Young Teenage Romance Novel feels worthless (after it breaks its spine) *** Obscure Comic Book Description: an obscure comic book, with GOOGLY EYES! The horror! Moves: Obscure Comic Book gave [character] a paper cut! (weak attack) Obscure Comic Book acted out the scene from page 21! (average attack) Obscure Comic Book brought up feeling of nostalgia! (causes a character to not attack) Obscure Comic Book gave off an odd odor (causes nausea) Obscure Comic Book is collecting dust (nothing) Obscure Comic Book rolled itself up and whacked [character] on the head! (strong attack, but hurts itself in the process) Obscure Comic Book turned to dust (ends battle) *** Anxious Axolotl Description: A strange type of salamander that has turned violent due to the evilness of the evil powers of the great evil Evil Guy (or Girl). Generally a weak aquatic enemy but very rarely undergoes metamorphosis and deals out mortal damage. Moves: Anxious Axolotl splashed water playfully! (average attack) Anxious Axolotl tried to grow upc and failed (nothing) Anxious Axolotl is depressed. (causes crying) Anxious Axolotl decided to be adorable. (causes a character to not attack) Anxious Axolotl regenerated a limb! (heals itself) Anxious Axolotl tried to grow upc and succeeded! (very rare, offense rises to crazy amount, then Anxious Axolotl does the next two moves in order) Anxious Axolotl is now a force to be reckoned with! (nothing, gives player a chance to kill it or run before the inevitable) Anxious Axolotl showed no mercy! (mortal damage) *** Ninja Wannabe Description: A teenage boy dressed up as a ninja wearing glasses and sneakers, pretty much someone who watched way too many ninja movies and itfs gone to his head. Moves: Ninja Wannabe shouted out an intangible battle cry! (offense up) Ninja Wannabe is straightening his glasses! (nothing) Ninja Wannabe acted out his favorite movie scene! (average attack) Ninja Wannabe swung a plastic sword! (weak attack) Ninja Wannabe used a move he learned from Mr. Miyagi! (average attack) Ninja Wannabe tripped on his shoelaces! (nothing) Ninja Wannabe tried to do something resembling karate! (weak attack)