Very Large Bat - I had an idea, where whomever uses bats in this (I can't see why someone wouldn't as bats have been a staple for the main character) sees a large bat in a cave, talks to it, and finds out its actually a weapon. Thats right, an actual living bat used as a weapon. Seemed surreal enough for Mother.

Mother 4 Strategy Guide - Stuck? Head to your local conveniance store and buy one of these! Will tell you the next step.

Soda Rocket - Like a bottle rocket, only its soda. Usable by anyone with hands. Would be like a weak single target bomb.

Very Long Book - Read this out loud, and put your enemies to sleep! Would only work on human enemies. Also, could give it an outside of battle effect that it raises IQ after a certain amount of time passes.

An idea of something that could happen in the game, is for the party to need to go find a rolling pin, but only being able to find a bowling pin, and that being used to make magic tarts later. I don't know why it works but it does! would be something the NPC who makes them says.

Magic 8 Ball - Has 8 effects that can happen, similer to praying, Heal a small amount, Heal a large amount, Heal everyone a little, Restore small amount of PP to everyone, Blind everyone, Nothing, Use A type psi on you or enemy (fire, thunder, ice, special, starstorm), instantly end battle. Assign percent chance for each to happen. Give each thing that comes up a quirky saying (I'm sorry but at this second I myself can't think of anything)

I may have more ideas later, and I'm sorry I do not have any art to go with, but my drawing is... terrible. Also, if for some reason you need a poem in the game, I'm a decent poet, just give me some information about what you want it to be about, stuff like that, and I'll give it a whirl and see if I can give you anything you like.

Michael Borean - Earthbound Mike