Dialogue from Around the World of Mother 4

Today’s update focuses on some less important characters, some non-player characters. Come have a listen to what they have to say. You might learn something! Or not, some of them are a little silly.
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Some smart dude once said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
Geez, do you have to stand right in front of my face when you talk to me?
Oh, I feel fine. Thanks for asking.
….JERK.
Womans are so complicated.
You’ve got something on your face.Let me get that for you.
*SMOOCH*
Actually, you didn’t have anything on your face.
You’re just such a hunk.
Oh, these aren’t real glasses.
I just wear them to look like a nerd.
I love this city.I love it so much that I bought this stupid t-shirt.
I hate this scratchy thing.
You’re staring at me. You must think I look fat.
Oh, you don’t think I look fat?
Well it’s still rude to stare at people. Hmph.
I’m just another face in the crowd.
A damn sexy face, but still.
Did you see what I just did there?I picked your pocket.
You gotta be more careful in the city.
*Travis got 5 dollars back*
Do you feel enlightened? Certainly you do. Surely enough to now enjoy today’s screenshot:
